I was surfing around recently and came across the following message:
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
- Cass Whittington
I went looking for Cass and found that she had entered a Haiku Error Messages Contest run by Salon Magazine. Some of the entries are amusing, others would infuriate me! Here are some more:
The website you seek A file that big?
cannot be located, It might be very useful.
but endless others exist. But now it is gone.
- Joy Rothke - David J. Liszewski
I ate your web page. Windows NT crashed.
Forgive me. It was juicy I am the Blue Screen of Death.
And tart on my tongue No one hears your screams.
- Unknown - Peter Rothman
Yesterday it worked. Three things are certain;
Today it is not working Death, taxes and lost data.
Windows is like that. Guess which has occurred.
- Margaret Segall - David Dixon